April 2012
208 posts
“Tried playin the drums yesterday, my back is destroyed from pain. New found respect for drummers. How n the hell does Travis Barker do it??? Dave Grohl, how does he do it??”
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(via cudlife)
Years of practice Sir Mescudi.
NBC News confirms: Rick Santorum will suspend his presidential campaign.
But but, my source of entertainment….
I sense a disturbance in the force of courtship.
It used to be that guys try their damnest to attract a female. Have a nice fast car, buy her expensive things, be rich and successful, all that jazz. But I’ve noticed something, guys these days are like “fuck that shit” and its turned to females trying their damnest to prove they aren’t annoying needy bitches.
I’m not going to lie. Its fun as fuck to watch.
7, 30, 35, 50 =)
7: Most embarrassing moment from your elementary school years?
I once got pantsed during warm ups before a basketball game. -_-
30: The latest you’ve ever slept?
I’m going to assume this means the longest I’ve ever slept because the time of day really depends on the time you went to sleep? I’m going to go with 14 straight hours, it was glorious.
35: If you had to move to another country, where would you move?
Wow this is definitely a hard one, I’m going to go with Germany.
50: Post 5 awesome things about yourself. BRAG AWAY!
Wow, this is pretty hard, let me see….
- I’m a pretty bad ass bass player.
- I have a great memory.
- I ran a half-marathon last year.
- I’ve got mad game for a plus sized guy.
- I lost 80 pounds last year.(Some of it is back, working on it again though).
Haiku for girls:
I said send me nudes
Why are you wearing a bra
Did you not hear me
come on people... ask me some questions! =)
- 1: What eye color do you find sexiest?
- 2: White, milk, or dark chocolate mocha?
- 3: If you could get a Sharpie tattoo on your back, what would it be?
- 4: Did you grow up in a small or big town? Did you like it?
- 5: Your favorite adult as a child? (and not your parents, if they were your favorite)
- 6: What kind of smoothie sounds really good right now?
- 7: Most embarrassing moment from your elementary school years?
- 8: Most embarrassing moment from your middle school years?
- 9: Most embarrassing moment from your high school years?
- 10: Pirates or ninjas? Why?
- 11: Have you ever climbed a tree more than twenty feet off the ground?
- 12: Did you like swinging as a child? Do you still get excited when you see a swing set?
- 13: If you could have any pet in the world, illegal or not, what would you get?
- 14: What's your most favorite part of your body?
- 15: What's your most favorite part of your personality?
- 16: Madonna or Lady Gaga? Neither? Both? Who cares?
- 17: Have you ever watched the Superbowl all the way through?
- 18: Have you ever watched any major sporting event drunk?
- 19: What's the most delicious food you've ever eaten in your life?
- 20: Margarine or butter? Which did you grow up with?
- 21: Whole, skim, 1%, or 2% milk? (Did you know they make 1 1/2% milk?)
- 22: Which continents have you been on?
- 23: Do you get motion sickness? Any horror stories?
- 24: Backpacks or satchels?
- 25: Would you wear a rainbow jacket? A neon yellow sweater? Checkered pants?
- 26: What was your favorite cartoon growing up?
- 27: If you had to have a cow or a pig, which would you take? Why?
- 28: If you had to look at one city skyline for the rest of your life, which would it be?
- 29: Longest plane ride you've ever been on?
- 30: The latest you've ever slept?
- 31: Would you buy a sweater covered in kitten pictures? Would you wear it if someone gave it you for free?
- 32: Do you pick at scabs?
- 33: Favorite kind of bean? Kidney? Black? Pinto?
- 34: How far can you throw a baseball?
- 35: If you had to move to another country, where would you move?
- 36: Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? Vietnamese? Korean? Nepalese? How was it?
- 37: Small, liberal arts school or public university? Why?
- 38: A relationship with love or one with sex?
- 39: Do you eat enough vegetables?
- 40: Do you like horror movies? How about thrillers?
- 41: Would you scratch a crotch itch in public?
- 42: Do you swear in front of your parents?
- 43: Coolest thing you've ever been for Halloween?
- 44: If you could change your natural hair color, would you? To what?
- 45: Do you want to get married? Have kids?
- 46: Do you use a reusable water bottle? If not, you should.
- 47: City or nature person?
- 48: Have you ever used something other than "makeup" as makeup? (Like paint? Markers?)
- 49: Can you walk well in high heels? Even if you're a guy?
- 50: Post 5 awesome things about yourself. BRAG AWAY!
